Love: Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when...

By Coquette - 22/04/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML

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You deserved it 5 761

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By bluten - 18/03/2009 16:42 - Canada

Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 819

You deserved it 31 020

By Forever Alone x2 - 07/01/2012 19:47 - United States

Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 061

You deserved it 4 086

Sweet dreams are made of these

By Anonymous - 03/04/2022 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 297

You deserved it 1 169

The plan

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 23:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I'm facing the truth that the women I married, in large part to bring my long-lost family together, was too successful as she slept with one of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 404

You deserved it 168

By mental - 25/10/2012 23:09 - United States

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 620

You deserved it 6 077

Anxiety

By Noctium - 02/09/2020 14:08 - Australia - Bentley

Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 250

You deserved it 332

Unhealthy relationship

By Lance from the Serfs is a snacc - 03/05/2021 00:30

Today, I had to admit that I'm polyamorous. Well, I'm in several relationships. Parasocial relationships. With YouTubers and Twitch streamers. I talk to them through the screen. I can't remember what it's like to have real-life friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 374

You deserved it 1 086

By Takegami - 22/11/2018 23:00 - United States - Norge

Today, I realized how alone I truly was when I caught myself talking to a podcast. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 425

You deserved it 327

But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 143

You deserved it 347

Morbid curiosity

By justhangingaround - 02/09/2023 06:00

Today, I found out that I fell in love with a diagnosed sociopath, which I didn’t know until I broke up with them though. The worst part is now that I know, I want to go back because I’m fascinated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 139

You deserved it 804

MrSassypants 32

Sunday 22 April 2012 23:58

I was about to thumb you up, but then I saw the dreaded hashtag.

TheWindowLicker 13

Sunday 22 April 2012 23:59

15- did you seriously just use a # on FML? .-.

Comments

thelastavailable 13

Monday 23 April 2012 1:41

I wonder if Americans think that the people on Jeremy Kyle sound really posh..?

KingCeltic77 18

Monday 23 April 2012 1:43

JERRY JERRY JERRY!

shiftless 5

Monday 23 April 2012 2:11

Don't lower your standards!

EricaGravalec 2

Monday 23 April 2012 2:16

Wait Do u mean baggage?

xStaciexLynnx 15

Monday 23 April 2012 5:22

No. She means The Jerry Springer Show. You know- JERRY JERRY JERRY!!!

doglover569 0

Monday 23 April 2012 3:02

Ugh that's awful. That show is like a nightmare.... Ya know there are good guys out there! ;)

Cinny90 7

Monday 23 April 2012 3:34

YDI for watching that show in the first place.

Vulpes21 6

Monday 23 April 2012 3:46

Get your nails did, it'll make you feel better.

1094568 1

Monday 23 April 2012 5:01

So who is the ***** in the story.?

angelinaanimerg 7

Monday 23 April 2012 5:25

:O that's the last people you should be able to connect to

Mommyof2_91 10

Monday 23 April 2012 5:26

I believe Jeremy Kyle is on every weekday morning, right after Steve Wilkos

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Today, I lost yet another girlfriend because my ex tells every girl I go out with that I cheated on her. She DMs them screenshots of what I did. I know I’m no saint, but all that was 6 months ago, and it was an accident. I can’t change the past, but I can be sorry for what I did. I just can’t win in this situation. FML

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Today, during a dinner party, some friends brought up how sweet, innocent and caring they thought I was. I had to sit there as my drunk boyfriend cut them off and loudly argue that I was neither sweet nor innocent, and really nothing that special at all. FML

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The Top

Today, my family said that we're all in this together, so I headed over to their house before the stay-at-home orders go into effect. When I arrived, my brother came out to stop me in the driveway to say they were practicing social distancing. From me. FML

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Today, I’ve been living in Poland for three months now. I had the brilliant idea to take out the trash at midnight after washing my hair. A minute later, my hair was completely frozen and I even managed to break some of it off. I can confirm that it was -30 °C. FML

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Today, after being repeatedly talked into meeting my mother and grandmother for lunch, when they were done they tried to convince me to let my grandmother move into my house, for the second time in a year. FML

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

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Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

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Today, I watched the love of my life look me straight in the eye and lie to me with well-practised ease about where she spent last night. FML

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