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By MeanMother - 28/06/2012 20:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
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gabfoundnemo 5

Admitting it is the first step. To rehab you go.

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iliketurdles 7

Oh, you used a momma joke? Tell me more about how you're a mature adult.

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mollysticks 10

106- that would be funnier if you had the Willy Wonka meme in your display picture

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SobrietyKills 14

89) where is your nose in your picture?

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TheDrifter 23

What ever happened to Valium? It did such a wonderful job controlling this kind of parenting issue.

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reallytho3 11

You don't need logic when you're a bitch apparently

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brackaman 18

Big birds face with the comment just made it even better.

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TarieBoo 2

He's a son of a bitch

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missalkali 8

fourth time I've seen that joke in a comment, and counting

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onealmxwilson 18

You bitch! Oh wait... That's already been established.

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dellis44 7

damn. I wouldn't be surprised if he took.the gift back.

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bmkc4 1

I would. She is ungrateful and doesn't deserve a gift.

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xFluttershy 7

112 - !? You just agreed with him but worded it in a different way. HAHA

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bmkc4 1

I meant I would take the gift back too

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shaybie 1

if i was ur kid what ever i got u i would use it for myself or trash it u deserve Nothing

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smydiwannafthata 5

Now I know who my lid was referring to when he was talking about misses bitch.

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