By MeanMother - 28/06/2012 20:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
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gabfoundnemo 5

Admitting it is the first step. To rehab you go.

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bmkc4 1

That's sad. How do you think the kid feels for trying to do something nice for you?

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hockeyoceancity 13

He thinks no good deeds go unpunished.

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skulskinator 5

It's ok I have been grounded for stuff I can control like war and famine

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feranmi101 0

Woah I thought only I got grounded do that . The Haitian earthquake gave me the biggest grounding ever .

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bizarre_ftw 21

Holy shit, how do your parents rationalise that?!! The difference in parenting techniques across the globe is baffling!! I don't get grounded for normal things! - Accidentally had my bf sleep over, mum gives him a ride to school - Underage drinking, parent handed me the cocktail How the **** does your situation even happen? You guys: *an island is wrecked by an uncontrollable natural disaster* Your parents: go to your ******* room!! Look at what you've done you little shit!!!

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brackaman 18

Easy, because while you just made regular ppl mistakes, the after shock of the previous posters being such good human beings caused a butterfly effect that makes them directly responsible for those events. It's elementary.

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PerfectMistakes 8

And you're an even bigger bitch if you don't go apologize to your poor son. **** your son's life, not yours. I have no sympathy for people like you. Good day. :)

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evilplatypus 38

I'm willing to bet it was actually the kid that posted this.

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kalbrek009 20

28, wouldn't surprise me if it was the kid who posted it either...if he did, I hope the mother reads it & actually realizes what kind of stupidity it takes to ground their child for not disclosing what the present was....utter self-centered, assanine thing for her to do.

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brackaman 18

I would. He probably got his phone taken away by his bitch mom as well.

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coderedninja 6

Well, you understood what you did wrong. So unground him and you will feel better. XD

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SixShooterSambo 4

That's kinda harsh.

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RosenT1990 9

I hope he takes your present back. Doesn't really sound like you deserve one.

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jaredofmo 22

Well, now that you've admitted you're a bitch, you can begin recovery. Go hug your son.

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