By really - 22/05/2016 02:23 - United States - Denver

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Today, I realized my boyfriend's right hand gets more action in a week than I do in a month. FML
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zedjaleaf1 11

So does that make him his own right hand man.

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ragnarok1540 39

Pull out your vibrator and give his hand some real competition ... In all seriousness, talk to him and see if you can work on the relationship. See if he can start using all that hand action on you, and start some mutual fun time.

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Tripartita 44

You and his left hand should petition for more frequent action, OP.

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slappygecko 21

I'd say that's pretty accurate to most relationships.

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BrotherPhil 35

OP does - he makes an excuse, then goes off to play with himself.

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Joseph24689 14

Ask him what he likes, go from there.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

he has a **** addiction which is affecting is romance with you.

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Tripartita 44

Nowhere in the FML is **** mentioned. It only alludes to masturbation by talking about a hand getting action. The fact that you associate **** with masturbation is all on you, mate.

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racejunkie 4

Someone is doing something wrong here!

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N7Com 7

there is absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation.. he's a man don't be so sensitive we all do it. it doesn't mean he doesn't love you .. but he's going to ********** more than real sex is going to occur.

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Caelophile 8

This means action from your boyfriend and not other men, I assume.

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chefty722 9

I still think he's thinking of men and leaving you out the picture. You can't compete with whatever he's imagining.

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