Miscellaneous: Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing... - FML

By midnightsun1143 - 24/11/2013 08:32 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML

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youdon'tknowme 9

Monday 25 November 2013 21:30

OP here! The ring had always been so tight that I couldn't get it off, but I guess loosing baby weight combined with the cold weather, my finger shrunk enough. I agree with commenters... I found it extremely odd that I didn't notice... Maybe a case of missing limb syndrome but with a ring? Anyhow, after spending a morning raking the leaves in freezing rain, I FOUND IT! An FML win! (Oh, and #55 sleet does freeze leaves when you live in Texas and the ground is warm enough to melt the sleet but the wind cold enough to re-freeze it. But we can compromise and say we are both right because it has been alternating between freezing rain and sleet for a little while now). WIN!

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FMLJFL 5

Sunday 24 November 2013 15:32

Mother Nature is a cold bitch

Arrow44 10

Sunday 24 November 2013 15:33

Yay for metal detectors!

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asylumlane 23

Sunday 24 November 2013 17:32

Always take your ring off when doing yard work, especially of you're not using gloves.

evalu8tor 12

Sunday 24 November 2013 17:37

Hire someone with a metal detector to find it for you once the weather clears. If you have no experience with one, the chances of you finding it are not very good.

grashopper8 7

Sunday 24 November 2013 17:46

Get or borrow a metal detector. Good luck!!

YeahBuddy4322 9

Sunday 24 November 2013 19:22

That's because.. Marriage=Game Over

harryb1963 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 19:32

Go to ring finders.com. They have members all over with metal detectors and can probably help you.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 24 November 2013 20:10

Try using a metal detector you should find it that way...I hope...

ViviMage 38

Sunday 24 November 2013 21:17

You might want to take off the ring if you're worried about losing it.

bazookajoey 27

Sunday 24 November 2013 21:21

It's a sign! Just kidding, I hope it finds you OP

Deviant_fml 5

Monday 25 November 2013 1:11

Guess it wasn't all that important to you to begin with.

Afloveex123 6

Monday 25 November 2013 1:25

You must live in Ohio...

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