Love: Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited... - FML

By L_lives - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML

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You deserved it 2 978

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 044

You deserved it 3 797

By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 631

You deserved it 3 365

By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 234

You deserved it 4 507

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 113 124

Denied

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 757

You deserved it 299

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 954

You deserved it 4 587

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

I agree, your life sucks 115 331

You deserved it 11 641

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 5 400

Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

I agree, your life sucks 870

You deserved it 98

Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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Top comments

Peng1995 11

Saturday 30 May 2015 23:58

Always take that chance when you get one from someone you like.

Mauskau 35

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:40

Am I the only one that prefers to be texted than called?

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Lola26042002 12

Sunday 31 May 2015 9:52

Well it won't be sad anymore ;)

xygen 19

Sunday 31 May 2015 12:18

I hit YDI because you deserve her number. :)

luk32 9

Sunday 31 May 2015 13:19

"Hello, this is IT. Did you try turning it off and on again?" =P

mwali02 32

Sunday 31 May 2015 14:14

I'm torn between FYL and YDI. Because you really do deserve a happy ending. I hope that the girl you are getting to know turns out to be truly lovely. Good luck! :)

yerawizardlizzy 27

Sunday 31 May 2015 18:04

The comments on this one are making me so happy. =) Good luck, OP!!

Cringey 18

Sunday 31 May 2015 19:22

Why are you wasting your time here? Go get some OP!

Amorettex 19

Sunday 31 May 2015 19:40

I'm sure everything will work out great for you!

xoxosaj 10

Sunday 31 May 2015 20:27

that's kinda cute ? lol

Overlord247 20

Sunday 31 May 2015 21:27

Go for it OP! Best of luck!

JCal585 8

Sunday 31 May 2015 21:34

Step one: eat healthy foods. Step two: work out. Step three: repeat steps one through two. Step four: Carnegie: How to Win Friends and Influence People. ;-)

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Today, after registering my cellphone as my secondary authentication device for my campus account, it died for good. Despite still being logged in, most of my college's services are now locked behind a code sent to my unresponsive phone, including the ability to register any new authentication devices. FML

I agree, your life sucks 932

You deserved it 172

Today, my mom accused me of stealing money from her purse. Being totally innocent, I reminded her that the only other person with access to it is her boyfriend. She said she trusts him because she loves him. They've been dating for two months. I've been her daughter for 25 years. FML

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Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

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Today, my dad decided that my diploma makes a good pen-tester. FML

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You deserved it 3 841

Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 085

You deserved it 5 351

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

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You deserved it 9 022

Today, my boss discovered that I'm prone to random fainting, due to hypoglycemia. He has now nicknamed me "Fainting Goat" and makes relentless bleating noises every time he sees me. FML

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You deserved it 3 132