Love: Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited... - FML

By L_lives - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized out how sad my love life is when I got excited that the number a girl gave me turned out to really be hers. FML

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You deserved it 2 976

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 040

You deserved it 3 797

By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 624

You deserved it 3 365

By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that the girl on Facebook that helped me out of my sadness after my break-up and who I'd hopelessly fallen in love with was just a prank by my ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 225

You deserved it 4 506

You IDIOT

By A.L.Woody - 11/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML

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You deserved it 113 097

Denied

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 755

You deserved it 298

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 951

You deserved it 4 586

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

I agree, your life sucks 115 317

You deserved it 11 640

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 5 399

Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

I agree, your life sucks 864

You deserved it 94

Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 425

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Peng1995 11

Saturday 30 May 2015 23:58

Always take that chance when you get one from someone you like.

Mauskau 35

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:40

Am I the only one that prefers to be texted than called?

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cantero0311 1

Sunday 31 May 2015 4:22

Dude !! At least you got a number !!

alfonze07 12

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:10

No shame in that!

MdMan2 23

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:16

I'm pretty sure he already called because he found out it was her actual number

SaniK 17

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:24

Why waste any time posting fmls, you got her real number!

coldwar252 13

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:24

Hey good for you man, best of luck!

TheIronFez 13

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:46

I don't see how that's sad, but nice!

idxntgiveafxck 17

Sunday 31 May 2015 6:03

I'm kind of surprised, even if the guy is good looking or he seemed real nice and genuine, I would still feel uncomfortable giving the dude my number. It's nothing personal, it's just an awkward feeling. So whenever a girl doesn't give you her number, don't feel too bad for yourself, it's not you, it's her. Lol.

doctorhook86 24

Tuesday 2 June 2015 20:35

#58: So how do guys get ahold of you?

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 31 May 2015 6:48

36, that's almost as rude as honking.

Angsty_Armadillo 25

Sunday 31 May 2015 7:07

That's not sad at all! You never know if she's excitedly waiting for that call or text from the cute guy that asked for her number. The door swings both ways.

davidl7 17

Sunday 31 May 2015 8:49

Well it doesn't have to be sad anymore. Call her!

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Today, my daughter came home in tears, completely distraught. It took half an hour to convince her to tell me what was wrong. What horrific thing happened to her? One of her friends wore the same outfit as her to the movies, and apparently that's a betrayal of their friendship. FML

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Today, I found one of those realistic, expensive sex dolls in my boyfriend's cupboard. I asked why on earth he had that and apparently it’s for all those filthy, violent sexual things he likes to do, but knows most women would never even agree to try. Um, WHAT? FML

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Today, I went to the Chick-fil-A drive through. Instead of asking me my name for my order, I was greeted by my name. I asked how he knew it, and he responded by saying he makes it a point to remember all the great customers' names. He added that I come there all the time. FML

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You deserved it 980

Today, my cat thought it was appropriate to bring a bird into the house at 4 a.m.; the bird thought it was appropriate to attack my mom. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

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You deserved it 13 479

Today, I called my doctor from my office. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed, "I definitely prefer oral." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 195

You deserved it 3 770

Today, I was eating a corndog, when my boyfriend jokingly told me to "take it deeper". I did, and ended up choking and throwing up all over the table. FML

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You deserved it 54 238

Today, after being turned away by nearly all the restaurants in the area, I tried applying at Burger King. They too turned me away. I have a Culinary School Degree. FML

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