Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses....

By smartass - 30/05/2015 02:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML

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By Amorie - 26/04/2023 02:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was normally and gently cleaning my glasses with my shirt they snapped in half. This is the second time this has happened, with the exact same glasses. The optometrist got me another pair last time, but this time they said no because it was too suspicious. I now have to buy $150 glasses again. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 06:54

Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML

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By TurtleTeacher - 14/10/2011 06:09 - United States

Today, my students took my glasses, hid them from me, and called me a turtle when I squinted my eyes trying to look for them. This carried on for about 25 minutes. FML

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Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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Bat out of hell

By my dad is blind as shit - 03/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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Bad day for glasses

By Anonymous - 09/10/2022 10:00

Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML

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By farmakakis - 21/12/2009 06:25 - Australia

Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

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By anonymous - 11/11/2018 13:30

Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML

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Iarla_ceapaire93 24

Saturday 30 May 2015 14:55

Why exactly did you need to prove it??

Aky0n 10

Saturday 30 May 2015 14:53

I bet he didn't see that coming

Comments

Aky0n 10

Saturday 30 May 2015 14:53

I bet he didn't see that coming

DFMLharsh 20

Saturday 30 May 2015 17:03

Spectating the wreckage of his Spectacles wouldn't have been Spectacular for him.

kmaheynoway 25

Saturday 30 May 2015 18:00

#38, That was quite the spectacle of puns if eye ever saw one.

NickThunder 12

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:32

Haha I get it ?

SnowxSakura 17

Saturday 30 May 2015 19:36

And now he won't see much of anything

Iwannarock1 19

Tuesday 2 June 2015 8:02

you sound like a prick.

poopnpoop 19

Saturday 30 May 2015 14:55

Point proven

sonasonic 34

Sunday 31 May 2015 14:05

Good luck paying for the "apparently unbendable" glasses.

Iarla_ceapaire93 24

Saturday 30 May 2015 14:55

Why exactly did you need to prove it??

leogachi 15

Saturday 30 May 2015 14:59

This.

IndicaPaincakes 28

Saturday 30 May 2015 15:21

And isn't there usually something there that you can see, that also proves it bends? Not a smart move. When I broke my glasses, I had to wait an entire year to get new ones. Let's hope it isn't the same for that poor guy.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 30 May 2015 16:12

Replacing those glasses can be expensive. But you can save a little bit of money and time by just buying a new frame and reusing the same lens. Just need one that matches the same shape. Any optical store can fix them for you and have it ready the same day.