Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses....

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By smartass - 30/05/2015 02:31 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML

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By farmakakis - 21/12/2009 06:25 - Australia

Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML

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Saturday 30 May 2015 14:55

Why exactly did you need to prove it??

Aky0n 10

Saturday 30 May 2015 14:53

I bet he didn't see that coming

Comments

lifeofpie25 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 23:13

well I hope you are going to pay him

iwadasn 32

Saturday 30 May 2015 23:59

YDI. You should have been able to tell the glasses weren't as flexible as yours even before they got to the point of breaking, so why did you keep bending them?

42069666 18

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:04

You are kind of an idiot

kakabloom 9

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:13

Well, you could've just bent your own glasses and asked him to see if his could do that... And watch him break his own glasses?

ASeeR 14

Sunday 31 May 2015 1:20

now .. his glasses are flexable and yours are broken :p

luked557 11

Sunday 31 May 2015 1:23

Well done, you have the same glasses, really needs proving

TuneSyon 7

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:10

to snap it means you must have had to use some force and if your glasses are flexible you should know how much force you would actually need. YDI

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:15

I don't understand why you felt the need to prove it. ydi

laurenswims13 24

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:21

You're a special one, aren't ya

drshn 22

Sunday 31 May 2015 14:11

hahaha true

TotallyNotAKid 11

Sunday 31 May 2015 5:24

Sorry OP. I don't know all of the details so I won't assume it was something stupid or you had good reasoning. But I hope it worked out ok, for him and you.