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By muffdriver - 26/12/2010 15:47 - United States

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

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By muffins - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Potomac

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

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By it'sabitwindy - 09/12/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML

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By muffin - 16/07/2013 12:01 - Austria

Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML

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Your silent face

By twelfinity - 17/07/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year-old. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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By Florida - 24/11/2016 03:04 - United States - Winchester

Today, when I went to work, my nice coworker gave me a gift basket. And cookies. I had to tell him that I caught his kid keying my car last night. FML

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By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor

Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML

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Throw the bill at the kid. Do it.

By Deadmeat - 12/09/2017 04:29

Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML

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Sunday 26 December 2010 19:46

Vigilante justice from the muffin man.

perdix 29

Sunday 26 December 2010 20:00

Thank you for supporting law enforcement and public safety. Fines don't change speeders' behavior very much, but being pelted with foul-tasting baked goods is a sure cure of the lead foot.

Comments

sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 26 December 2010 22:00

Next time make cupcakes :)

aquastar 0

Monday 27 December 2010 7:07

cupcakes are yummy :)

filo22 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 22:16

Add some 420 to your muffins, I bet he'll learn love your baking.

sallen0046 4

Sunday 26 December 2010 22:41

Men are like children when it comes to things like this - you need to ask if he wants and likes them before you keep baking them up. They won't tell you they don't like something because they're afraid they'll be in trouble if you've already gone through the effort.

Choconumm 8

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:07

Maybe the people he saw driving looked hungy!

Taq_fml 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 23:56

Is your husband a police officer?? Because I KNOW I would slow down if a muffin too discusting to eat was throw at my windshield! "Ma'am, instead of a ticket, I'm going to give you this muffin my wife made me. Please, take it!!!"