By Anonymous - 09/05/2010 16:19 - United States

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Today, I realized that going back on birth control has made my acne go away and my boobs bigger. However, to my boyfriend's dismay, I've completely lost my sex drive. FML
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nickiloo22 0

that'll happen. talk to your doctor and change pills until you find one that works. good luck :)

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NEcountryboy 0

tell your bf he's gotta lick it before he can stick it, that'll get the juice flowing!

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sallen0046 4

If it bothers you, talk to your doctor about a different med. If it doesn't, don't complain about it.

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be_3asy_13 0

its not your life thats f******.... he should be writing that fml

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thenewone 5

if the FML had been "Today my girlfriend is acne free and got bigger boobs, but has lost her desire in me" we all would be saying he totally deserved it, since she is now too hot to date a loser like him. OP: buy yourself some really sexy lingerie, and tops that shows your cleavage. once you get the sex drive of your new self back, your libido will go back to normal.

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cutiepo0 0

no better birth control than not having sex XD

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RJrules26 0

that sucks for him ( sucks for you tok if he was any good in the sack ) if not, it's a blessing in disguise! most birth controls are only 99% effective, yours is 100% if you ain't having sex!!

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wilsonchewy 0

I wanna put my dick in all three of you

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tama_tee 0

he can just feel your bigger boobs up until you are turned on. problem solved

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yeppers10 1

Wow. I'm from Colorado too, and one of my friends was talking about this very same thing. I totally know who wrote this. Wow. I'm going to post it on her facebook.

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ImThePope 2

What area? ;o I might know who it is too. I was talking to a few of my friends in colorado who were talking about something like this :o

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mk58 31

Is Colorado that much of a small place?

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eriinbaby 0

switch birth control?

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metrockick10 0

Talk to your doctor. This can be a side effect of being on birth control. You may need to switch to a low estrogen option, or a progesterone option. Also, how long have you been taking it? If it's been less than a couple months, wait, see what happens. This same thing happened to me when I started taking birth control but in a few months it went away once my body got used to it.

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