Intimacy: Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties... - FML

By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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You deserved it 561

By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Backhanded

By kiwi - 13/02/2009 19:24 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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You deserved it 5 609

By Lovenem - 16/02/2011 17:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

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You deserved it 7 113

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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You deserved it 3 761

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

Spicy

Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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You deserved it 478

By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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You deserved it 4 836

Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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You deserved it 103 233

OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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Top comments

saIty 17

Friday 8 July 2011 23:36

Maybe it's time for you to stop shaving your legs.

kerihetz 2

Friday 8 July 2011 23:37

and you know this how??

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Shayton 12

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:05

I think the marriage is a cover up

chelseaaababyyy 17

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:06

maybe you think you look better cause you'd rather see guys in girls undies instead of girls ? lol

rscanlan313 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:06

this is the weirdest thing that I have seen on here

babesicle 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:08

I don't think your life is ****** up because your fiancé isn't in as good of shape as you are...

Babalu722 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:10

If youre not lesbian, this is highly disturbing.

thatclown 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:10

moral of the FML: his wife is ugly

mhnilo88 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:12

you enjoy dressing in drag too much.

ishiloh 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:15

just wondering how you found this out...

horrorfreak79nj 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:17

Awesome ! Keep us updated on how she reacts when you begin to completely dress like a woman and reveal to her your secret desires of being 'forced' to suck ****; even though your 'straight.'

Jonnie_effed_up 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:18

Hey OP, I'm having a sleepover party, want to come? We could play dress-up!

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Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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Today, during my staff Google Meet conference, I forgot to mute my mic when I joined and I was still listening to a true crime podcast. I started to notice people's confused looks and realized they were all hearing the details of the bodies found. FML

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Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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Today, my boyfriend is once again mad at me because I refused to have shower sex with him. I’m too embarrassed to explain to him that ever since I could remember, if I don’t take my showers sitting down, I vomit. FML

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Today, I found out that, despite working 4 part-time jobs, that I will not qualify for maternity leave by my due date with the mandatory 600 hours. I can't get full-time work and I'm 8 months pregnant now. This'll be fun! FML

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We'd been talking about the move where you pick a girl up and kiss, and how romantic that would be, so we decided to try it. When he picked me up, my head slammed against his ceiling fan. FML

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Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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