Intimacy: Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties... - FML

By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

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Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Backhanded

By kiwi - 13/02/2009 19:24 - United Kingdom

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Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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By Lovenem - 16/02/2011 17:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

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Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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Top comments

saIty 17

Friday 8 July 2011 23:36

Maybe it's time for you to stop shaving your legs.

kerihetz 2

Friday 8 July 2011 23:37

and you know this how??

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coltsrock37 15

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:59

well aren't you nice to your fiancé

fmlluver1415 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:00

oh calm down don't give yourself so much props

apegirl907 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:00

she deserves a real man not a conceited asshole such as yourself. do her a favor and get a divorce.

Daniruu 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:05

Who said he was an asshole? It takes a real man to develop the courage to at least try on his girl's clothes. A little dress-up won't hurt anything :P

nixter5 18

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:04

I'm not sure what to think...this FML has officially made me daft.

WHOWASTHEPHONE 10

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:05

That's debatable.

smartypants96 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:10

um im just wondering.. but why did you have them on in the first place...?

storm527 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:11

okk...

Kenneth14 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:13

WTF were u doing in her panties

Faceeater24 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:13

GAAAAYYYYY BOOOIIIIIIIII! XD

skuzzledud 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:14

the only way this would ever be acceptable was If you were infact a woman yourself

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