Intimacy: Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties...

By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Backhanded

By kiwi - 13/02/2009 19:24 - United Kingdom

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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By Lovenem - 16/02/2011 17:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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saIty 17

Friday 8 July 2011 23:36

Maybe it's time for you to stop shaving your legs.

kerihetz 2

Friday 8 July 2011 23:37

and you know this how??

Comments

thewife5 19

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:15

ha ha.. my husband always buys me panties and says.. "these are going to look great on the floor later" lol.. cracks me up!

structuredchaoz 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:16

You need to quit lying to yourself. And the woman your about to dissapoint.

larsen801 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:19

are you sure your not gay?

karinaprism9 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:20

crossdresser ftw!

Connandgeese 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:22

Hahaha!

bzett 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:23

are you entering a drag queen competition or something?

jorrrdddinnn 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:31

maybe you need to tell her you're gay so you don't have to have an "FML" moment. No straight man would wear their wife's panties... c'mon now. YDI!

megaaann_fml 9

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:49

Oh, that's awkward.

IbanezSprinter 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:49

why would you wear her panties?! O.o

loveXbug88 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:51

maybe it's just me but there's nothing "sexy" about banana hammocks.

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