Intimacy: Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties...

By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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Be careful what you wish for…

By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Backhanded

By kiwi - 13/02/2009 19:24 - United Kingdom

Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML

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By Lovenem - 16/02/2011 17:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 18:00

Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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OCD

By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 13:53 - Australia

Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML

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saIty 17

Friday 8 July 2011 23:36

Maybe it's time for you to stop shaving your legs.

kerihetz 2

Friday 8 July 2011 23:37

and you know this how??

Comments

robchfra 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:12

Wearing panties doesn't mean you are gay, being attracted to the same sex makes you gay. If he likes it who cares.

oklove1138 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:14

trying on your girl's panties.. Is your name Joe or JoAnn?

Ozman2001 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:21

try on her bra....next thing you know you wont her at all!

jellyD 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:23

wow you must be some sexy girl looking fagboy!

chewbaccaguido 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:29

stop dating grenades then.

4Madden 19

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:30

Why were you trying on the panties of your soon-to-be-husband. I dont think he will like you just using his clothes like that.

ayyegomez 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:33

mhm i think we're all are wondering the same thing! why did you try them on the first place? kinda weird just sayin..

nerdgirl1891 1

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:33

that's really creepy......nough said

sydneyaval 9

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:37

u dont deserve her douche

felah17 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 2:39

Now go try a bra and high heels,take another look at yourself,& post an "I'm totally in love with myself" story!

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML

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Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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Today, my family has been unsuccessfully trying to stop my sister's energy drink addiction. She's not even 30, but the doctors say her heart health (or lack thereof) is roughly equivalent to a person over twice her age. She probably won't even live to 40 at this rate, which makes us sad. Why won't she listen to us? FML

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Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML

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Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

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