Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available...

By kherien - 12/08/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I realized that if I died tomorrow, the only photos available for my funeral would be crappy family Christmas portraits, acne-filled yearbook photos, and several pictures from my MySpace days, where I'm sporting coontails and looking paler than Edward Cullen's ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2016 09:54 - United States

Today, I've had so many family members die in the past 4 years, I now think of which pictures would look good at people's funerals when I look through photo albums. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML

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I don't want to fade out

By Anonymous - 10/05/2024 13:00

Today, my dad died recently and as I was going through photos of his bucket list trip to Paris, I realised I’m not in a single damn one of the photos. Why? Because during all the big photo moments, I was the stupid bastard taking the pictures. Now I have no photos of us together on his last trip. FML

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Photoshopped

By Noname - 18/02/2009 21:55 - United States

Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML

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By rain1 - 06/01/2014 02:54 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML

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By Lifeless - 15/08/2010 08:42 - United States

Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML

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Ugh

By Anonymous - 09/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, formal portraits of my entire class were posted online, with about five photos per person. As my mom was looking at them, she was commenting about how pretty all my classmates look. When she got to my photos, all she had to say was, "Ugh". FML

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It's never fun

By Jeff Newsroom - 19/05/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I thought it would be fun to post a throwback photo of myself in high school on Facebook. I didn't realize I was still logged into my work account. Now all my colleagues and clients have seen my awkward teenage years, complete with braces, pimples, and an unfortunate haircut. FML

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You deserved it 627

By SadFace - 21/02/2013 13:04 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML

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Cropped

By Photoshopped - 18/07/2016 04:34 - United States - Athens

Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML

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SarcasticUnicorn 9

Monday 13 August 2012 0:54

Well then go out and take awesome pictures of yourself!

alstbv12 13

Monday 13 August 2012 0:55

What's "MySpace"??

Comments

TColby 12

Monday 13 August 2012 1:15

You should take a few more pictures.

igive 29

Monday 13 August 2012 1:15

Well at least it's not that repulsive duck face.

misspulkadot24 17

Monday 13 August 2012 1:16

Good thing you haven't died then. Go out and take some pictures! Go go go times a wastin!

olpally 32

Monday 13 August 2012 1:20

Do you sparkle in the sun as well? Lol, damn op, time to make some changes in your life.

Ajwc101 24

Monday 13 August 2012 1:21

I feel bad for you...

MidnaLink 33

Monday 13 August 2012 1:24

Have you seen half of the FMLs on this site...? Good luck!?!

corleon198425 22

Monday 13 August 2012 1:26

So much win

penguinazul 13

Monday 13 August 2012 1:35

What are "coontails"?

dominic1221 6

Monday 13 August 2012 1:39

You're asking us to describe something to do with fashion to you, when you could just put it into google images and see for yourself? Do you really feel like you're so much better than everyone else that we should do your work for you??