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By oldsoulyoungbody - 30/01/2012 15:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML
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krushr 3

Just keep scooting until your genitals get stuck together.

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shireeniee 8

And then wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!

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Enslaved 36

He's waiting for you to make the first move.

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Xcherrypie 16

Wait, if you don't have sex with him what do use as bribery?

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diesel1226 0

Not all women are such ****** withholding twats as what you seem to be, 18.

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Xcherrypie 16

Uh-oh, someone didn't find my 'joke' funny. I am such a twat.

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OhHushDear 11

I don't know why, 34, but the last sentence of your comment made me laugh so hard xD

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eddyg94 11

this is definitely something that you can do something about!

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llamacat 0

Should you try to initiate more interment moments with your husband... Especially if your getting frustrated with cuddling up to him in bed... Give him surprise gobbies instead... Lol No sympathy takes two to tango!

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OhHushDear 11

When I read "interment" I read the rest imagining a southern accent xD

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RedPillSucks 31

I'm afraid to google "Gobbies". I learned my lesson from googling "Blue Waffles" and "Two girls, one cup".

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silentbutfunny 0

Better than "i realized me and my husband have done so much kinky sex that the only way we get off is recreating 2girls and 1cup"

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DocBastard 38

Instead of "bed time", start calling it "**** time". He'll get the message.

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WearingHats 14

From the sounds of it he'd probably rather sleep on the couch.

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grannygruber 6

A cooling off period is normal for both if you. If you are ready to heat it back up I have NEVER known of a man to refuse a ********, even if that is how you wake him up!

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mama2b3 20

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is accurate ^^^

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analoveshotcoco 0

Sounds like something goku and chichi would do...

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Enslaved 36

Not if Chichi grabs Goku's Dragon Z Balls.

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biggestfan23 11

That sounds so depressing. Try and spice it up by making him crispy bacon and then telling him naughty things in his ear. If that doesn't do the trick then all might be lost

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