My wife and I are married thirty years and we have always had a king size bed. We "scoot" close together and it never fails, sooner or later we are humping and sweating like monkeys! You need to experiment. Try "scooting" your coochie close to his mouth or his **** and see what happens, "scoot" you mouth close to his **** and I bet you get some attention! And, if sadly, all else fails take off the covers and let him watch as you take matters "into your own hands" (i.e. flick the bean while he watches) If that fails to get something going check him for a pulse...

..make a move?

If you don't make a move to have sex with him, then he might think you don't wanna ave sex with him anymore! He's your husband! Make a ******* attempt to have sex with him. Guys don't always make the first move. Or if you're uncomfortable doing that (for some odd reason) then direct him towards this FML, and hope he takes the hint.

Soon you'll be at the point where oral sex will just be walking past each other yelling "**** you!" or "bite me!"

Well, either he has low testosterone or... he's getting it somewhere else. One condition is easily fixed with prescription meds, the other is more easily fixed with a steak knife.

You need to scoot over til you can scoop his balls so y'all are spooning

I know the feeling. It's an awful place to be, and it's really emotionally hurtful sometimes.

OP, does your hubby have a boner when you guys scoot next to each other?

This is more likely to happen after you have kids.

If you are able to, it sounds like you two need a romantic vacation.