By oldsoulyoungbody - 30/01/2012 15:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Just keep scooting until your genitals get stuck together.

And then wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!

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OP figure out what turns him on and do it. Or do what this one lady did and make a pact with him that you both will have sex [with each other] everyday for a year -even if you're too worn out from the humdrum of every day life. You and him would have to work out the ramifications [what exactly is considered intercourse - anal, oral, etc..., how long it has to go on, when to stop, etc...], but for this couple just making time for each other truly sparked that romance back into their relationship. Also, I heard that there's a correlation between the amount of sex one has and an increased libido. Who knows? Try it; it could work. :)

zuzupetalsYO 11

At least you have someone. If you want sex, initiate it.

Sounds like the both of yall should have cobwebs

Well at least you are better off than my wife and myself. We are in separate rooms by her choice. :/

Gee.. She may be cheating... I would die if my husband wanted separate rooms.. Unless the other one was a secrete sex room... Anyways, good luck man!

I wanna get married, but if that happens.... Ugh gotta change some things!

Well u know how to fix that ,remember a happy couple stay together

I you realize this, then why don't you try spicing things up?