Intimacy: Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in...

By oldsoulyoungbody - 30/01/2012 15:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML

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By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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By snoozes - 16/11/2021 11:00 - United States

Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML

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Frustrated

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 06:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I realised it’s been too long since my partner and I have had sex. How do I know? This is the third night in a row he’s humped me in his sleep. FML

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Knackered

By bandeek - 23/10/2016 18:52

Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML

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By meow - 14/01/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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Peek a boo

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 02:31 - United States - Tampa

Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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Bae goals

By ninithel - 02/09/2021 16:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that when my partner says, "Let's cuddle up, watch something and spend the night together," he means ,"I'm gonna wank and fall asleep at 8.30 with my phone playing videos." FML

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krushr 3

Monday 30 January 2012 18:57

Just keep scooting until your genitals get stuck together.

shireeniee 8

Monday 30 January 2012 18:58

And then wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 30 January 2012 21:44

Suck his dick.

jbird21 2

Monday 30 January 2012 22:00

Well sharing the same bed is sleeping together. Scotching closer to each other could be cuddling. And if you want to have sex you might wanna stop calling it 'sleeping together'. Throw him a bone before he goes looking for one somewhere else. Better yet give him one.

wriptidez 0

Monday 30 January 2012 22:01

and? just go have sex with him

bigmackin35 0

Monday 30 January 2012 22:43

Bust a move

burnsie22 5

Monday 30 January 2012 23:04

Sorry

emilyjgraham 34

Monday 30 January 2012 23:11

I never did understand why "sleeping together" was sex. because if you think about it you don't actually have to "sleep by them" after you've done the business.

hollylolly92 3

Monday 30 January 2012 23:27

What's scooting? :S

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 30 January 2012 23:31

Welcome to marriage's dirty little secret. Hot smoking sex requires seductive novelty. Its easy to keep that going when you are new with each other. It's a lot harder when you've been married for a while. Don't focus on sex. Focus on novel ways to seduce your spouse. It still won't be as frequent though. Everyone naively thinks it will be but it never is. The vast majority of my married friends are like this. We are too, except when we come home drunk from a party. Love her though.