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By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
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Big_Red_138 3

Well that puts an interesting twist on things...maybe she bleeds out some of the 'bitch cells'.

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DjeePee 24

Hmm, yeah, your life sucks. But you are the one who decided to marry her, so, if her character always was like this, than you also deserve it. If she has changed through time, well, maybe it's time to save your marriage. Go talk to your wife, there might be a reason why she is acting like a bitch. If comunicating doesn't work, you could think about a divorce. Things aren't going well if you call your own wife a bitch, even if she acts like one.

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WjTrix 0

I really think that you are an idiot. Having been married and having a period, the fact of it is that you are probably doing something that is so severely agitating (like posting an FML about her being a bitch e.g.), that she has every right to be the bitch that you proclaim her to be. And if she is less of a bitch on her period, the only logical reason is because it gets you to leave her alone. sounds like it's time for some self re-evaluation.

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Badjuju7711 0

If I act like a bitch does that mean you'll leave us alone too?!

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felah17 6

You blinded me,with your science!! ; )

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EZ2XLR8 7

#68 you shouldn't be talking, will you leave us alone for the bitchy comment you made?

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towson410 3

i love how people get on here and try to play dr phil with the advice. you are sooo helpful

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sourgirl101 28

I'm kind of the same way (minus the bitch part). Right before my actual period does comes down, my body/hormones goes absolutely crazy and I'm crabby as hell. Once I get my period, it's like a light switch and I'm instantly nicer. It's called premenstrual syndrome for a reason. Now the other days of the month.... you're on your own. (:

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savvyjiggly11 0

you know if she was giving you dome, shed have to shutup.

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maszaros 9

well you're the one who married her...

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DaJavelin 0

There are some girls out their who are just naturally, bitchy.

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Brastevens 3

you sound just like a friend of mine. seems like shes not on the rag for ~6 days a month.

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melissa333jade 3

haha lol that must be crappy! just buy her gifts when shes not on PMS aka all the time!

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