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By Username - 16/04/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/01/2017 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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By ApparentlyaPotato - 10/02/2016 05:08 - United States - Coeur D Alene

Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 03:00

Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML

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By brileyyyy - 12/01/2010 03:40 - United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

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By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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By maryfaithh - 27/01/2012 16:30 - United States

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

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By missgayle319 - 15/03/2012 07:53 - United States

Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML

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Adulting is tough

By Anonymous - 10/08/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML

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Old soul

By Anonymous - 12/04/2024 08:00 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I realized I’ve become an old woman. I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, have rheumatoid arthritis, carry a stash of candy in my purse, and got excited when I bought a new potato peeler. I’m only 29, but I’m an old woman. FML

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By TheLostCauseFML - 31/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Quitman

Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML

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Doortje 29

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:18

Why the hell did you think they were called potato chips then? YDI, you idiot.

Miss_Michaela 10

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:24

You'd never guess what Beef Burgers are made of..

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What_Willis_is_t 1

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:31

Potatoes, really?? I thought they were made from cabbage...

ifiFaLL 1

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:33

LOOLOOLOLOLOOOL I GOT MY GF PREGNANT

jissette 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:40

such an IDIOT! ydi

ars29 7

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:42

what did you think they were made out of?

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:44

Hey, I just found out how they make "Pringles" all the same shape and size! (: "Unwrapped" on the Food Network!

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:44

Hey, I just found out how they make "Pringles" all the same shape and size! (: "Unwrapped" on the Food Network!

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:44

Hey, I just found out how they make "Pringles" all the same shape and size! (: "Unwrapped" on the Food Network!

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:44

Hey, I just found out how they make "Pringles" all the same shape and size! (: "Unwrapped" on the Food Network!

MAXCAT1220 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:45

dumb ass

momianajones 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:49

you must be incredibly dense. and why would you admit to being that stupid?

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