By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

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Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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DocBastard 38

Yes, because having unsatisfactory sex is ALWAYS better than communicating with your spouse. You seriously need to re-evaluate your priorities.

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Andrew123123 9

Experiment a bit ;)

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Comoke1024 19

I guess you'd also rather fake an ****** than go to the little bit of effort of doing something about it. You can: Be open and honest about your sexual needs. You can suggest that you both try something new. You can just take the initiative to instigate something new. But I'm sure your husband appreciates that you'd rather just fake it.

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nikkipred 5

even if I knew how to fake one, my fiance would probably keep going until he finished

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