By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

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Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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DocBastard 38

Yes, because having unsatisfactory sex is ALWAYS better than communicating with your spouse. You seriously need to re-evaluate your priorities.

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Andrew123123 9

Experiment a bit ;)

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CrazyManNo9 29

I'm not going to stop just because you think you came. I don't care that much. Or, at all for that matter.

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douchebag232 2

Either hes got a small "masterpiece" or you both need to talk it out and figure out why your sex life isnt satisfactory

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cloud175 6

Try to spice things up. But please, whatever you do, don't cheat on him.

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od4ev 13

He probably feels the same way.

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IndridWarm 23

YDI. How about telling him instead, and figuring out something that you'll like with him?

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charvisioku 22

What kind of a shitty marriage are you in if you can't even tell your husband that sex is getting boring and you need to experiment a bit and try something new? People who fake orgasms baffle me - why bother? Derp.

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tralala453 22

So tell him you're not satisfied maybe?

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hateevryone 14

Try something new. Spice it up.

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tinysocks 11

Do something new, Tons o' Fun, it takes two to bore a bedroom...

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