By mooseknuckle - 31/05/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I realized that the closest thing I have to a savings account is the cup on my dresser with coins in it. I counted it, $17.34. That is my savings. I'm 28. FML
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nammz 0

you're pathetic get a job ydi

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LTMcleod 0

to bad you don't buy your own food, electricity, gas, insurance, maybe heat, water bill, furniture. :p

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I_am_stupid_also 6

I love how all of these people who are living in their parents' houses making fun of this guy.

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noshitsherlock 0

YOU DESERVE IT. It's your own damn fault for being lazy and irresponsible.

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altna 4

You have more than me, I got 4.27 €. :(

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lobstar 0

I won't say you're a loser, because I don't know your situation, but it is pretty important you start to save for retirement now, as silly as it may sound. Get a savings account, or a money market account, and put a certain percentage of your paycheck in it each time. It'll be good to have for emergencies and when you have enough you can move some to a mutual fund or ETF and make some extra money through dividends. My mom had no plan and lived paycheck to paycheck and now she is almost 60 and has $2000 to her name, so she won't be able to retire in a few years.

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peanut_gallery 2

right on, #21!

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Emwo 0

That's gotta be a shitload of coins... collect pennies :D

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core755 0

Protip: Stop complaining on the internet about not having a savings account and open up a damn savings account.

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