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By wowsucks - 30/01/2010 09:40 - United States

Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML

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By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 04/06/2013 19:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML

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By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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dacho 7

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:14

Don't underestimate the power of Mario! And you're obviously no Princess Peach.

SHAAAAAARK 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:12

N64 is obviously better than you.

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heyarnold69 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:26

try this, get a wii and all 3 of u can play

maa_rico 4

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:28

can't argue with that

GAYbrial 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:28

Up to four people can play on the nin64 just to let you know.

cadillackitty 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:34

why don't you just play with them?

RicardoOno 2

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:44

N64? where are you? 1990?

buddy2008 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:03

don't hate on the n64 I still have one and play it all the time

xmann96 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:03

N64 rules.

LandyPants 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:05

then join them, stupid.

misswicked 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:07

What can you say? I know it sucks, but that is a fun ass game.

Maamoun 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:12

lmao haha your boyfriends a loser! i love n64 tho =p

sterl13 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:28

no ****

connorpwns93 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:41

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