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By wowsucks - 30/01/2010 09:40 - United States

Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML

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By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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Saturday 30 January 2010 16:14

Don't underestimate the power of Mario! And you're obviously no Princess Peach.

SHAAAAAARK 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:12

N64 is obviously better than you.

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ShadowFaux 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:48

Offer up sex as a consolation prize if he wins, lol.

MJFG100 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:51

Nintendo 64? Your boyfriend has been coming over your house just to play an old 90s videogame?

monkie_wink 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:55

wow that sucks

love2bu 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:00

ur comments rock perdix. x) how do you come up with them? no time much?!?!

ApplePieHead 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:27

but it's Mario

BurningUp 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:30

Play with them..show him that you're not so uptight..and then maybe he will see that you're a nice girl

hellokittywhore 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:31

you should be happy because your boyfriends awsome!! mine has one and I go to his place to play it cuz Mario kart racing is the ******* best game Eva!!!!!