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By wowsucks - 30/01/2010 09:40 - United States

Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML
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dacho 7

Don't underestimate the power of Mario! And you're obviously no Princess Peach.

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smirfluv92 0

I say bring another friend over so you can have someone to have fun with while your lol bro and boyfriend are in the other room playig games!!.....have some fun of your own!!;-D

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christtyyyxo 0

threaten him with no sex..?

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kingwaldo 0

I love that game! But yeah just try to be more entertaining than Mario Kart. It'll be a challenge though.

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TexasFalcon 0

Wow... You're boyfriend is old school and possibly a gay pedaphiler

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bombtastic 10

what a boner. and I'd definitely throw it in his face that he's hardly paying attention to you. he's using you to get a glimpse of what mommy wouldn't get him when he was a little kid.

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MadeOfAwesome 1

He's obviously into your brother... "You be my princess And I'll be your toad I'll follow behind you On rainbow road Protect you from red shells Wherever we go I promise. No one will touch us If we pick up a star And if you spin out You can ride in my car When we slide together We generate sparks In our wheels and our hearts The finish line Is just around the bend I'll pause this game So our love will never end Let's go again"

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MadeOfAwesome 1

YES. "You be my princess And I'll be your toad I'll follow behind you On rainbow road Protect you from red shells Wherever we go I promise. No one will touch us If we pick up a star And if you spin out You can ride in my car When we slide together We generate sparks In our wheels and our hearts The finish line Is just around the bend I'll pause this game So our love will never end Let's go again"

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