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By wowsucks - 30/01/2010 09:40 - United States

Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML

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By LY2 - 25/10/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML

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By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 04/06/2013 19:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I found out my boyfriend is bringing his friends on our trip. I'm now the third wheel on the romantic trip we've planned for a year. FML

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By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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dacho 7

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:14

Don't underestimate the power of Mario! And you're obviously no Princess Peach.

SHAAAAAARK 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:12

N64 is obviously better than you.

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GAYbrial 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:53

I still have my nin64. I really don't see how this is an fml. You should be happy your bf gets along with your little brother.

FernandoTorres_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:54

Hahaha, "third wheel" I like the subtle pun.

FCChelsea 3

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:55

Quit complaining and pick up a controller.

boatkicker 4

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:57

This!

tipoo_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:59

Give him more head?

carlover2050 3

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:59

haha n64s are tight!!

MysterQi 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:59

Play with him

corme_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 16:59

YDI for being less interesting then a N64

BrettFavreisgod 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:00

I'm Ron Burgundy?

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:14

Don't date nerds. YDI

SallySweet 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:19

You're better off. A guy who's into the N64 has no taste. SNES is where it's at.

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