Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that the reason there is no toilet paper in...

By whinywiper - 25/05/2012 15:10 - Canada

Today, I realized that the reason there is no toilet paper in the house is because both my parents are too stubborn to be the one who goes out to buy more. It's been five days. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 08:26 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML

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"Shit ticket for one"

By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 15:00

Today, my household ran out of toilet paper so we have to shower after every dump. My mom just confessed that she does in fact have money for shit tickets, but won't buy any because it's the only way she can get my brother to shower. FML

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By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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Dad priorities

By hellishome - 29/09/2019 00:01

Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML

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By airhead2015 - 12/02/2014 17:57 - United States - Morristown

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By wiper - 04/05/2011 03:12

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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By Billz - 10/04/2019 00:00

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. I moved in a couple of bags and realized I really needed to poop. It’s been 10 minutes since I realized I hadn’t brought the toilet paper in yet. No one to bring me any. FML

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duckie227 22

Friday 25 May 2012 18:31

Buy a roll for yourself and keep it in your room

taytoc 10

Friday 25 May 2012 18:31

Put laxatives in their drinks. It'll force them to buy toilet paper or else.

Comments

ittybitttyme 8

Monday 28 May 2012 7:32

Steal credit card, buy more.

FloydSixx 2

Wednesday 30 May 2012 15:52

Then why wouldn't you just go buy some?

Manbro 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 13:47

Ur complaining about them not buying it... Why dont u buy some then!? No matter what age u are u can purchase things without an adult. (obviously not things like weapons or alcohol)

PerfectMistakes 8

Monday 11 June 2012 4:42

To everyone saying "Well, go buy some more, then!", OP may be miles away from any store and might not be able to drive. The nearest store that sells toilet paper around here is 20 miles away. :P Yes, I live in the middle of nowhere. Maybe OP does too. Not everyone lives in the middle of a city where you can walk to the nearest grocery store.

tylahgrace 12

Thursday 27 September 2012 14:00

buy it yourself, seriously

BeautyBaby099 18

Saturday 7 September 2013 22:34

Why don't YOU go then, to make them realize that they're just being stupidly immature?

doglover100 28

Monday 28 October 2013 2:25

What have you been using?

thaliah 15

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:31

the real question is how have you been wiping your ass for five days

Comoke1024 19

Thursday 6 February 2014 18:04

Step 1: Buy toilet paper Step 2: Securely lock away said toilet paper Step 3: Lord over your parents' heads that you are the keeper of the paper Step 4: Demand services and gifts in exchange for the paper Step 5: Quietly apply laxatives among their drinks. Step 6: Profit!