Animals: Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's... - FML

By d0pey - 20/02/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML

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By trgtyo - 18/05/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our livingroom wall with a painted one. Of our German Sheperd. FML

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Starved

By LoveMeMother - 20/09/2018 05:00

Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

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The most important member of the family

By puppydrama - 30/01/2013 21:05 - United States

Today, my dad and his new wife got their wedding pictures done. Out of over 150 pictures, I was only in one. The family dog was in all of them. In the one picture of me, I was holding the dog's leash while he took a dump. FML

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By lpara89 - 20/06/2017 00:00

Today, my 7-month pitbull chewed up a framed picture of my parents and another framed picture of my other pitbull. Maybe he's mad I don't have any pictures of him framed yet? FML

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By xoothc08 - 25/02/2009 22:06 - United States

Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML

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Proud mama bird

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, my mom found a box full of stuff she had been looking for. She started going through it and found baby pictures of my sister and me, as well as pictures of the cats. She put my baby pictures back in the box and closed the lid. The cat pictures are now hanging in her living room. FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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By stickers - 13/05/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, I was going through my mom's closet. On one of the shelves, I found two baby books. One was mine, the other was one for a dog she owned before I was born. I looked through them both. The dog's baby book was filled out more than mine was. FML

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djdeathwish 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:36

Dogs are pretty cool.

uncletom_fml 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 6:26

i have to say that i feel for you on this one. about a year ago i took inventory of the photos in my mother's house and found the count as follows: me - 2 (one of which i am in only because i am holding the dog so she can take its picture) sister - 5 old dog - 3 new dog - 8 if you don't have a whole lot of dignity, try crying about it or i evened up the picture count by laying on the guilt trip pretty thick. but that takes a mother with some compassion...

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james_thrtt 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:11

haha i agree with #3

emtalex 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:19

Be honest with yourself, is the dog cuter than you?

Boweezee 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 0:16

Don't worry, it's like that at my house too. And it's a Boston terrier, so it's not very cute..

domii_fml 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:32

dogs prettier then you?

fmylifefan01 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 1:11

That must suck for you.

sgomfg 1

Monday 8 February 2010 19:01

um , all hope is lost?

savbabesparkel 0

Monday 31 January 2011 0:54

omg you know what you should do take all of the pictures off of the wall and put some pictures of you up!! duhh

jonlifeguard 0

Friday 10 June 2011 6:25

lmfao!

moomoo14 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 1:08

can't blame her

AzzieC 12

Wednesday 18 July 2012 7:05

Dogs r a mans best friend

LynxieLynx 17

Saturday 5 April 2014 19:16

but op's mom isn't a male.

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Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mom doesn't believe you can get food poisoning from food that is cooked. She gave us food that had sat out all day/night and then got angry when I said we could get sick. FML

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Today, just 8 months away from graduating medical school, I successfully diagnosed myself with basal cell carcinoma. At least all that studying is paying off. FML

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Today, my parents finally took me driving after months of me having my permit. I got yelled at for asking questions. I only needed to know which way they wanted me to turn on the next street after they told me to turn, but not which way. FML

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Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

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Today, I discovered that my girlfriend has been lying to me about having a long-term illness requiring multiple trips to the doctor's. She isn't ill, she was cheating on me with the local GP. So I’ve literally driven her to the clinic and then sat in the waiting room while she screwed the doctor. FML

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Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML

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