Health: Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark...

By triplenipple - 10/01/2011 20:35 - Sweden

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML

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By BYUwildchild - 17/12/2010 16:23 - United States

Today, I realized that the fish-shaped birth mark on the back of my leg, that I have had all my life, is not really shaped like a fish as I had originally thought. It looks just like a penis. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 16:34 - United States

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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TMI

By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 20:35 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a sports physical. I've had a giant, dark birthmark on my left ribcage that I've hated most of my life. Recently I've learned to embrace it and show it off by wearing bikinis. My doctor saw it and told me it's a fungus that's been spreading on my side all my life. FML

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Well spotted

By baybuh - 30/12/2009 17:26 - United States

Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML

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By tas2013kid - 01/12/2020 17:03 - Taiwan

Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML

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By oliverP123 - 22/07/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML

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vatt 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:23

I want one

ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 1:27

triple the nipple, triple the foreplay?

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tatertot33 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 4:17

Oh shit.. U may wanna see a doctor!

tonyfreakindavis 1

Tuesday 24 April 2012 21:43

Haha you soo lucky lol I only have two lol

sbluvr10 0

Friday 1 June 2012 6:49

Well some famous people have more than just two nipples. In other words, your not alone.

ilovegrapes101 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 5:08

well on the bright side your one nipple away from being like harry styles:)

googleguy123 0

Friday 13 July 2012 20:56

Oh I feel so bad for you

THENAGY13 2

Wednesday 19 September 2012 7:11

I have the same problem....

youleftmewithbye 2

Sunday 23 September 2012 3:41

Are you Harry Styles?

iskatepeople 5

Tuesday 12 March 2013 9:04

Pics or gtfo

Steffi 26

Friday 14 June 2013 6:45

CHANDLER BING.

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Tuesday 16 July 2013 17:52

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