By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

I missed a promotional Pokémon toy...I feel her pain.

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DocBastard 38

No, the real reason she was mad is she didn't get her Big Mac and fries. I'd be pissed too.

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crazyblackchick 0

I think you made an unintentional pun there, doc. Big Mac is also a pony. Oh god, what have I done?

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RedPillSucks 31

Just admit that you're a secret brony, Doc.

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sqeakyclean 7

Doctors don't eat McDonald's. I have proof.

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Autobot93 10

25- your profile picture is also a pun So now I see what you did there :D

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Goatinsfriend 8

Buy her a my little pony toy at Walmart?

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crazyblackchick 0

No! Walmart ponies are LIES.

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LOLimCuteFML 0

No. The my little pony would not be in the mcdonalds paper thing.

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MatthewDmerrill 5

No cvs has them I think safeway does.

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yaseminiko 6

Thank you. You made my day & I love you right now!

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GUNZnRAIGN 6

hey, i dont blame her. those toys are the best.

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perdix 29

I went to my local Wendy's and had missed, by one day, the promotional Sasha Grey toys. Was I livid!

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KiddNYC1O 20

God bless Sasha Grey.

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jaff23 11

I missed the flake mcflurry. I still feel emotional thinking about it!

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SkoomaKi 27

Here's another quarter, go buy a sweet! You earned it!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

That is pretty ridiculous. What 20 year old gets pissed over McDonald's toys? Oh no they gave me a girls toy not a boys!

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crazyblackchick 0

For rizzle, my Brizzle.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

You're crazy, bro.

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br0ccoli 14

Omg that's not funny you guys!! I flipped a shit when that same thing happened to me!! You know what? Get off your high horse because you don't understand. You. Dont. Understand. My little pony is like the star trek of all ponies so **** you and **** your friend and your cockeyed cat. I'm so over you judgmental sons of bitches hatin on my little pony. You don't understand. My little pony is an institution. It has a drone of followers and we light candles and sing songs about the wild horses that frolic in the wilderness. Sometimes, I even cry. Yes, that's right. I cry and I am not ashamed because those ******* wild horses, they run so free and I hope they see you and your comments get trampled, all over your my little pony hating behinds. The plastic ponies mean so much, every time I bathe, I sing songs about wild horses and hug myself because I missed that opportunity Bc I dont have my own pony to sing with. You need to be more respectful *****.

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TheFamilyElf 17

I just don't even know what to say to that.

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godisnowhere41 5

No. You crazy bro.

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