Kids: Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been...

By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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By icarlymom - 05/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

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Don't let them get you down

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

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You deserved it 7 346

By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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You deserved it 3 722

Bewitched

By Frozen Delight - 24/02/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML

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You deserved it 436

By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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You deserved it 3 694

By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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You deserved it 7 175

By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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Inappropriate

By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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You deserved it 2 729

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 9 April 2012 0:16

I missed a promotional Pokémon toy...I feel her pain.

goldfishgod 20

Monday 9 April 2012 0:17

Can you blame her?

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Myo_fml 20

Monday 9 April 2012 7:14

Does anyone else totally not get the MLP craze lately? O.o

MatthewDmerrill 5

Monday 9 April 2012 7:24

Ponies are awesome!

Inediblepeaches 15

Monday 9 April 2012 7:30

I got every single one. Even Lilly Blossom. :3

xxmuzicfreakxx 5

Monday 9 April 2012 7:35

I got some random pony, while my boyfriend got applejack. Unfair. Anyway, those toys are pretty awesome. I feel for your daughter OP.

AeroChic777 4

Monday 9 April 2012 7:39

I'm afraid that I have some terrible news...your daughter's a pega-sis.

xxmuzicfreakxx 5

Monday 9 April 2012 7:45

Pegasister you mean.

corleon198425 22

Monday 9 April 2012 7:50

Forever alone

icallbullshit 3

Monday 9 April 2012 8:01

Show her a video of people in the world who are dying of hunger and disease, then follow this with a slap and telling her to grow the f*ck up!

mattorama 15

Monday 9 April 2012 23:09

Gotta agree. OP is complaining their daughter is immature... who raised this 20 year old baby, again?

yoyoforpeace 14

Monday 9 April 2012 8:32

What?! You mean I missed it?! Oh dear god..NOOO! ;(

MDTeddy 13

Monday 9 April 2012 8:35

My Little Pony? Seriously?

brandonwong 18

Monday 9 April 2012 9:38

I got my MLP toy!

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Today, I walked out on my lunch break to see my steering column destroyed and my back passenger window broken. I'm supposed to be reuniting my foster son with his family tomorrow. Now I need a rental and a shot of something strong to get through this week. FML

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Today, as I was approaching climax with the girl of my dreams, my mom walked in to ask if I had her car keys, took one look and told me I need to get out, find a real woman and stop watching porn with my headphones on, so I can hear when people are climbing the stairs to my room. FML

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