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By Anonymous - 08/04/2012 18:55 - United States - Perris

Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML

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You deserved it 5 201

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By icarlymom - 05/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 604

You deserved it 5 403

Don't let them get you down

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 302

You deserved it 5 254

By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville

Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML

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You deserved it 27 160

By Anonymous - 04/08/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

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You deserved it 7 346

By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 507

You deserved it 3 722

Bewitched

By Frozen Delight - 24/02/2019 22:00 - United States - New York

Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML

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You deserved it 436

By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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You deserved it 3 694

By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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You deserved it 7 175

By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 05:57 - Canada

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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You deserved it 19 245

Inappropriate

By Pandistoteles - 14/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 540

You deserved it 2 729

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 9 April 2012 0:16

I missed a promotional Pokémon toy...I feel her pain.

goldfishgod 20

Monday 9 April 2012 0:17

Can you blame her?

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PeachesnCream88 0

Monday 9 April 2012 0:59

Hahaha Noor you are a delight

KVKdragon 26

Monday 9 April 2012 1:06

You know, I think you qualify as an FML celebrity. Your comments get so much attention and praise :)

TrentF13 12

Monday 9 April 2012 1:07

THEY'RE OVER! Augh!!!! I only got Pinky Pie!! DX

supersmiles 6

Monday 9 April 2012 17:56

Pinky Pie is best pony.

OffToTheGayBar 9

Monday 9 April 2012 18:44

215 - Twilight is the best.

teh_uber_muffin 3

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:43

correction. Sweetie Bot is best pony.

1zacster 0

Monday 9 April 2012 1:08

I'm angry too >:(

vbmg152 18

Monday 9 April 2012 1:12

Ooh! I missed it! Wait... I don't care!!

ImDB8 0

Monday 9 April 2012 1:17

Sounds legit

squisheybath 0

Monday 9 April 2012 1:25

you know your cool when...

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 9 April 2012 5:38

... When you resist the temptation to post a comment on FML that says 'you know your cool when...'

DKjazz 20

Monday 9 April 2012 8:45

You just got pwned pretty hard there. You might want to sit down a little while.

teh_uber_muffin 3

Wednesday 11 April 2012 2:45

You know you're cool when: You spell "you're" correctly. Or When you're wearing a Rainbow Dash shirt.

shutupanddance 0

Monday 9 April 2012 1:31

How can you blame her?! I feel her pain. I didn't even get Applejack. :(

sillydumpling 0

Monday 9 April 2012 1:35

WHAT I MISSED THEM?!

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Monday 9 April 2012 1:41

That's depressing...

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

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Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML

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You deserved it 801

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 405

You deserved it 216

Today, I came out to my parents as lesbian. Surprisingly, they were OK with it… just as long as I still marry a dude, give them grandbabies, and keep the whole lesbian thing a deep, dark, shameful secret that we never talk about again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 681

You deserved it 215

Today, yet again, I got to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on and porn sites opened. Weird porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this, or how they have access to my office, or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 334

You deserved it 3 580

Today, I decided to make what I thought was a pretzel recipe. I ended up eating cooked, egg-coated play dough. Literally, homemade Play-Doh. FML

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You deserved it 10 905

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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You deserved it 484

Same thing different taste

Don't let them get you down

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