By Playaaa - 14/11/2015 22:08 - United States - Hollister

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Today, I realized when I'm on my phone, I tend to play with my penis, even in public. FML
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JHPugh 19

Absent-minded actions are sometimes pretty embarrassing.

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mattzawesome 28

Not uncommon lots of absent minded men do it, me included. #1 not weird at all.

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Jabunk21 8

I once wrote a FML as yours and the manager didn't publish it. I thought it's personal.

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steam_engenius 21

There's no "manager" who decides what gets posted. The voters decide. And with your improper sentence structure/wording, that may have been a main reason yours didn't get published. People on here hate improper spelling and grammar.

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FrenchToastKick 18

Maybe you should stop jacking off to your phone so much.

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Kaalschneid 21

more than two shakes is playing with yourself helicopter dick

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kalbrek009 20

Nothing weird about that...that's just plain wrong. Especially if you're doing it in public (regardless of if your hand is inside or outside your pants)...buddy, you need professional help. Purposely or absent minded in public..are you checking to see if it's still there or are you psychologically unbalanced?

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JohnnyWake0 13

This is the 1st FML I've seen where the "you deserve" it is a ton more than the "your life sucs"

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luvlu444 24

well it could be worse, i mean, at least no one gets hurt

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Xion0014 20

My brother scratches his dirty work balls and plucks a pubic hair and sniffs it.. Sometimes in front of guests.. I guess this is one the reasons why you're supposed to suppress bad habits lol!

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