By mollymaykitty - 02/02/2010 18:38 - France

Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
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mollymaykitty 0

I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.

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popoman 0

Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

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txgirl09 5

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

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lonely_heart_89 6

once you threw up, that shouldve been enough reason for her to send you home. that's awful that she did that. you should complain. id say it's more **** HER life, given the fact that if you complain, she's gonna get in trouble.

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CyclonePsycho 1

Wtf? It's like this is straight out of a cartoon! FYL for having to put up with an evil nurse. D:

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LogicOverRated 0

Well, I guess that's the reason she is a school nurse and not working in a hospital. Incompetent nurse.

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jenjenX20 0

what the helll!!!!!!!! is she a sertified nurse?? when dey gunna fire her ass???!!!!!!! lmao

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turdburgers 0

Tell your parents. Have them go to the principal and pitch a fit, then say goodbye to detention.

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strawberry6826 0

hey at least you were able to throw up on her cause shes obviously a bitch. but fyl you should like tell someone in the office about your detention tho cus it wasnt your fault. it was her fault.

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ChopGoneWild 0

sounds like a smart nurse.....lol

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