By mollymaykitty - 02/02/2010 18:38 - France

Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 319
You deserved it 2 284

mollymaykitty tells us more.

I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.

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Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

txgirl09 5

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

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the_duce 0
JohnByeBye 0

Um.....if you let your ulcers get that out of hand then YDI. Yes, stress causes ulcers but it doesn't happen overnight.

musiciangirl591 16

you'd be surprised, the last two semesters, during finals week, i've had ulcers (not that bad though, they went away with time) and once gallstones, if you're under a significant amount of stress, they can happen very quickly

Pearljammer001 0

and the nurse can't spell! :) hahahahahahahah

aauguard23 0

way to go buddy I would have done the same

I would go to the detention... F that, let them phone home and have a talk to your parents... see how that conversation goes.

Pearljammer001 0

damn you 83 you beat me to it. but yes it does 82.

Pearljammer001 0

instead of going to detention, the proper response would be to say; my ulcers also give me explosive diarhia periodically, and then proceed to s*** all over her

@89, that made me laugh hysterically, well done

Stomach ulcers are brutal. What kind of moron is that nurse? She deserved worse.