By mollymaykitty - 02/02/2010 18:38 - France

Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
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mollymaykitty 0

I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.

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popoman 0

Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.

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txgirl09 5

Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.

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wanijima 0

I remember when I was in primary I was feeling very sick in gym class, and the teacher told me I was fine and that I just had a mosquito bite and to climb the damn rope. Then I had to go home later that day with the chicken pox. Teachers can be shitheads when you're ill. Hope you feel better though, OP.

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talonbronson 0

how the he'll could you YDI this? That nurse is a bitch.

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DMD0903_fml 0

ya know what I would've been like f*ck u! now u got a reason to give me detention BITCH

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shortie_sauce 0

nurses need to be able to deal with bodily fluids like barf. she shouldnt have thrown detention on you for it. she should have realized "ooh this kid really is sick"

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asianbeanerman 0

you should go see her another time with a bowel problem and if she doesn't let you leave you shit on her. that'd be hilarious hahaha

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Rhien 0

I love how everyones like "OMG you got a detention FAAK UR LYFEE" on this, but on a post about someone trying to quit smoking, everyone's like "YDI dont smok to start wif". I guess it shows the age of the FML community.

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Maddoctor 10

Usually getting sick is something you can't control...or choose to happen. Smoking is, although I do sympathize with his struggle to kick the habit having witnessed my father try to quit numerous times.

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misskas17 0

well at least she got what she deserved by you puking on her. hahah

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k4robins 1

Silly nurse.. (smh) SHE should be sent home....permanently.

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kh2soldier 1

can't u sue for that? fyl

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Nightwaler15 0

Is she blond? If she is, tell her there is a scratch-and-sniff sticker in the bottom of the toilet.

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