Love: Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:42 - United States

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

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By BrokeandDesperate - 06/12/2011 07:03 - United States

Today, a 65 year old toothless gas station attendant asked me out on a date in exchange for free gas, and I said yes. This is what my unemployment has come to. FML

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By Eimii - 06/10/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML

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By ellie - 23/11/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was walking on the boardwalk with my mom when an old man came up and asked me to marry him. He promised he would buy me a Mercedes if I did. The man was homeless and delusional. My mom told me I should take the offer because it would be the best offer I could get. FML

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Mind your own business, lady

By walkingonsunshine - 22/01/2010 00:14 - France

Today, my long-term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course, he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy, I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way too old for him. I'm three years younger than my fiancé. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2020 20:01

Today, I asked my fiance for some attention. He licked my cheek and attached himself to my leg. He's 34 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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By uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 23:16 - Switzerland - Saint Gallen

Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML

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FYLDeep 25

Sunday 7 November 2010 9:19

I know you might thinking it's the way to go now, but suicide is never the right option.

honeybee366 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 9:07

lol. that's creepy...but very funny. did he at least have a ring?

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mintcar 9

Sunday 7 November 2010 13:52

Sugar, ah honey honey You are my candy girl And you've got me wanting you.

funzcpl 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 13:53

oh it would be a lovely wedding. you can wear a beautiful gown designed by Vera Wang and he can wear his WW1 dress blues, nice military style wedding. he will give you a 2 carat diamond ring,you give him a medical alert bracelet and you can have bread pudding for him,so he can chew,and you can skip the dinner and go straight to the open bar!

sinnedrebel 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 13:58

and he can bring viagria

maphineRAWRS 10

Sunday 7 November 2010 13:56

can he even afford the sugar? okay, that was terrible :P

lana1316 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 14:09

thats gross i wouldve slapped him!

TiffanyBlews27 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 14:37

Maybe he has great life insurance... Chances are, he won't be around much longer... (that was bad) :/ but either way, there ya go: say sure, somehow he dies (without it looking like murder - or maybe it just isn't murder), you take the life insurance, and you're free to marry someone you love. But on a more serious note, that's slightly creepy... o_O

jocelyng_fml 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 14:54

it's brown sugar silly

SanaSazi 32

Thursday 25 April 2013 9:37

2 Cups White Sugar 2 Cups Brown Sugar 1 Cup Evaporated Milk 1 Cup Butter (or margarine) 2 Heaping Tablespoons of Flour 1 Tsp of Vanilla (I always use more!) DIRECTIONS: (1) mix sugars and evp. Milk together in a large, deep and microwave safe bowl; (2) microwave on HIGH for 4 minutes; (3) mix in butter and flour carefully; (4) microwave on HIGH for 9 minutes; (5) mix in vanilla carefully; (6) beat fudge with an electric mixer for 4 minutes; (7) spread fudge in a GREASED pan and set aside in a cool place for the fudge to cool down and harden.

mpclaw 3

Sunday 7 November 2010 16:55

hey. what's he worth? get a prenup. get guaranteed lifetime support. then start feeding him food high in calories and saturated fat. buy him cigarettes and lots of cheap vodka. make sure he gets no exercise. oops. I think I just described your lifestyle.