By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 00:42 - United States

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
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FYLDeep 25

I know you might thinking it's the way to go now, but suicide is never the right option.

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honeybee366 0

lol. that's creepy...but very funny. did he at least have a ring?

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smokeymcpottt 3

I gotta get me one of those...

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CoachLlama 5

This gentleman knows something that few are able to put into practice. It doesn't hurt to ask. What if you had said yes?

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

A wealthy man who marries a woman & (usually) pays for eveything the wife needs/wants. P.S. If I messed that up, feel free to correct me.

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restythestar 0

make sure the sugar daddy lasts

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ImaginaryFoe 0

You might learn to love him. If no one else is offering... My ex-boss was a millionaire construction company owner who could also be described as an old man covered in dirt. Just sayin, there might be more sugar in that daddy than you think. Congratulations!

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bigphill1333 0

So you used him for his money? Good job ha ;)

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I didn't. He was happily married, as was I, and I don't believe in cheating. Also, I wasn't the least bit attracted to him. I'm just saying even though he looks like a bum, he might be sitting on a pile. If you're going to be a gold-digger, you might have to get a little dirty.

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