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By Fv-day - 14/02/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

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By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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Empathy

By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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By anonymous_0505 - 06/11/2010 17:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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By cyprianista - 13/02/2015 16:13 - United States - Houston

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML

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So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

Well, Bio-Shock is pretty cool.

CyrusTheBlue 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:41

Bros before hoes. Sorry but that's the rule.

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Lim23 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:02

You have to understand, Bioshock is worth it. Try playing with him.

WYK_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:12

YDI for bitching when the man's drill-whoring some splicers

jack185868 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:16

bioshock is ******* awsome

Itz_Nick 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:16

Maybe you should ask him nicely "Would you kindly stop playing BioShock and take me on a date?"

Lolzords 11

Monday 15 February 2010 2:21

Yes boy =]

Angel_Vice 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:35

bahaha! "Would you kindly?" YES!

M3Ow 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:29

That sucks but in a way I don't blame him. I bought the 2nd game for my little brother the day it came out and even though bioshock kinda creeps me out, I almost want to play it. Looks super good. (I'm a girl)

i33dtehsceti 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:31

it is a good game tho

M3Ow 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:31

Besides, valentines day shouldn't be a real holiday. Honestly there are anniversarys that serve the same purpose. It's a coroporate holiday. Look in almost any store, guarentee you will see a sh*t load of pink stuff.