Love: Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose...

By Fv-day - 14/02/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

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Same thing different taste

By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

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You deserved it 2 709

By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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You deserved it 3 112

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 764

Empathy

By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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You deserved it 284

By anonymous_0505 - 06/11/2010 17:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

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You deserved it 9 468

By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML

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You deserved it 302

By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 135

By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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You deserved it 4 377

By cyprianista - 13/02/2015 16:13 - United States - Houston

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML

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You deserved it 4 430

So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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You deserved it 102

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

Well, Bio-Shock is pretty cool.

CyrusTheBlue 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:41

Bros before hoes. Sorry but that's the rule.

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gingersnapper 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:15

Screw somebody else while he's busy. We women have needs, after all.

deadsrs 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:50

So do we as men. Unless she would rather her man shoot HER in the mouth with a rivet gun she should be happy he's not out sexing up other women.

gingersnapper 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:06

That actually sounds pretty hawt.

deadsrs 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:08

If you think that's hot you should see my drill ;-P

gingersnapper 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:12

Can it be in someone's forehead?! :D

deadsrs 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:20

You know that's the only way I live it. maybe for the finale' I'll pull out the good ol harpoon gun... mmmmm harpoon gun

fmivida1 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:17

you should cut the power off while he's playing over there :)

Icarus_II 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:21

I don't think we can blame anybody for excusing themselves for Bioshock. That game amazed the world and I. Who needs to get laid when you could play Bioshock OP? Apperently your "significant" other. But don't get me wrong on Bioshock.

rb2_addict 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:31

screw you, screw all you ******* doubters, I'm sander ******* Cohen!! can I get a highfive??!! =D

Icarus_II 0

Monday 15 February 2010 7:36

*highfives* That's how it's done hoes and bros.

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:24

No seriously, have you PLAYED BioShock?! it's epic!!

Icarus_II 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:26

Amen.

f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 15 February 2010 0:27

You should kill him and take his ADAM to a Gatherer's Gardens DO IT

durtysanch 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:37

bioshock is bomb no doubt I can't blame him

yami3 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:39

At least he said something. if you played Bioshock, or any game, you would understand release week it's all about the game.

hjrn 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:49

maybe you should have been nice and bought a pizza delivered it to them. maybe he would have let you play. lol

thegemini 0

Monday 15 February 2010 0:57

what does that tell you that your boyfriend chooses a game over you? think about it. sucks for you.

katplayer 4

Monday 15 February 2010 0:59

The essence of this FML is apparently "wah wah mah bf canceld a dat bcz he haz frends in adishun to our relashunshit". Really not much of an FML. He canceled a date- so what? As long as he isn't doing it on a regular basis, it's okay.