Love: Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the...

By Jayde - 04/02/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, I received a single, hand-made Valentine's card from the weirdest kid in the school. It said, "If you ever get mauled by a bear, I hope he doesn't damage your face." FML

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Same thing different taste

By ThanksMum - 14/02/2012 11:56 - United Kingdom

Today, the only card I got for Valentine's Day was in my mother's handwriting, and she posted it through the front door herself. She still won't admit it's from her. FML

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By Arp - 04/02/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2012 08:25 - Australia

Today, I got a reply to my Valentine's Day card that I sent to my girlfriend. I'll get the address right next time because her neighbor is really creeping me out now. FML

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By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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Never forget

By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By ScaryBears - 09/10/2012 01:51 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2014 22:21 - Canada - Surrey

Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML

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Scribble your name across my heart…

By Jennie - 16/06/2020 08:08

Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML

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By UnluckyArtist - 14/09/2009 18:54 - United States

Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML

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By Yudansha - 14/02/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurt to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML

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ambowew 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 12:00

Feel special, he cho-cho-chose you!

neal001 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 11:59

Hey, feel special. At least someone likes you.

Comments

jillyrdxd 7

Tuesday 13 August 2013 5:32

that's cute!

from_the_clouds 5

Sunday 10 November 2013 18:48

It's from The Oatmeal

TheNicce01 14

Friday 3 October 2014 22:38

he/she means you have a beatiful face

Sexy_Time 18

Thursday 22 January 2015 19:55

Lmao, I saw that on ifunny earlier today.

AndesFults 13

Monday 7 December 2015 4:25

Why is this even an FML?

theinfiniteend 21

Friday 1 April 2016 4:40

The Oatmeal lmao

adonatrix1996 8

Tuesday 5 April 2016 10:59

it's kinda sweet.... kinda.

nukey24 7

Saturday 28 May 2016 6:41

I'd take a hand made valentine over a pre written and printed card that's also given to other people, now that's gonna be one hell of a nice guy some day. ;)