By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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sharpfire 0

who the hell picks *favorites* in their family?

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texaschic93 0

haha I love your sister's sense of humor!

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KiDtastrophy28 0

lol dude she was jus joking :D that is pretty funny thoo hahah !

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deathgrowl6 0

I think it was obviously a joke

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brookiebaby1212 0

um yeah it was most likely a joke.

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vanny08 0

wow really OP it's a joke. a text fwd. I got that one too. and I laughed it off.

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pussylikka69 0

so what? i got a card from my bro on my b-day saying "today is the day you were born..... but why worry about a mistake that happened so long ago?" so she must be joking around, if not then she's a total bitch

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