By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister, saying, "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
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EClaris 0

it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't ****** and your sister is not a bitch.

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the_stereotype 0

if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)" if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time." anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

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muffinsareyummy 1

would you pull that stick out of your ass long enough to laugh at the ******* joke? jesus christ.

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_Natasha_ 0

Probably a joke. It is hard to tell through texts. :p Mean joke anyway.

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ShakeZula7 0

It's a joke. It's what siblings do. Calm down.

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stovetop2560 0

That's ******* hysterical. get over it, its a joke. People need to be less serious...

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GodsPetTaco 0

Rofl.. i would smack her.. usually i take most of the shit i get from my sister but never on my birthday..

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danii_s2 0

clearly a joke. I lolled. u shud too. thnx for sharing the laughs.

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