By marriedtoatool - 26/12/2012 06:15 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
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DocBastard 38

No real man uses lotion. If a real man's skin gets dry, he moisturises with the blood of a rattlesnake. A rattlesnake he caught. With his teeth.

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bribecrazyy 14

wow, that's almost like the woman that bought lingerie for herself, as her husbands gift, only to have her husband spazz. it goes both ways....

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Flying_Camel 9

must have been his "special" lotion. If you know what i mean.

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sgtcxelite 11

Can we all take a second to acknowledge her username?

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gemmadaws 3

Hang onto that man sonds like such a keeper you must be such an old worn out door mat

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janro72 10

he's trying to tell you he'd rather ********** then have sex with you

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