Weird and Miscellaneous: Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise...

By facepalm - 05/06/2012 14:48 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML

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By okaydisarray - 22/03/2016 20:23 - United States - Dayton

Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 09:34 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said she didn't have the packaging, but had never worn them. The skidmark I accidentally touched begged to differ. FML

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By Mayabie - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France

Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

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By UnhappyLips - 16/12/2016 09:43

Today, the lip balms I ordered online finally arrived in the mail. After trying one out, my lips had an allergic reaction. It's a 4-pack. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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By AshWil - 26/06/2015 16:54 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally posted an extensive, negative review of the gynecologist I visited earlier this week. I messed up and posted it from my work's customer service email, so now it looks like the large, well-known company I work for had a poor gynecological experience. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2013 05:35 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

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By Anonymos_fmler - 21/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By fucking pissants - 13/07/2012 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

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Tempest559 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:55

She must like to wear it on her teeth like my grandma does too.

daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:54

Well what flavor was it?

Comments

groundzeromma 8

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:29

Who the **** buys lipstick on eBay?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:32

It might be a discontinued color of lipstick that isn't available in stores anymore.

Lil_Red777 21

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:38

Apparently that woman does. As long as its unopened why not.

bluejayscheer 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:42

She probably thought it was those little lipstick candies

BobbieH 19

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:42

There's just no shortage of idiots! FYL! You can respond and even have the remark and negative rating removed. It's a pity that you have to because of someone's stupidity.

Driveshaft 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:43

I have 100% there too, so I feel your pain. On something like that, however, you can sometimes appeal it to get it removed.

BriskIsRisky 2

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:43

Tell her to suck air

bunniex1 11

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:49

I had a rootbeer flavored lipstick that I ate.

bunniex1 11

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:54

Well, I was 6 years old at the time.

funnytruth 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:50

Dafuk

MrFuzzles 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:57

I'm so tired of seeing this, can we please ban this word? Thank you mods and have a wonderful day.

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:02

I'm sorry Mr. Hitler if they haven't banned YOLO and U mad bro. Then it's not going to happen.

MrFuzzles 5

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:32

If I was still in power.... Wait then the world would suck. But still you wouldn't have to see those horrible words anymore!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 5 June 2012 19:56

Someone ate one of my lip balms once. But she was 2 years old and it was bubble-gum flavored lip balm. Assuming that the buyer is an adult, what's her excuse?