Weird and Miscellaneous: Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise...

By facepalm - 05/06/2012 14:48 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML

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By okaydisarray - 22/03/2016 20:23 - United States - Dayton

Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 09:34 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said she didn't have the packaging, but had never worn them. The skidmark I accidentally touched begged to differ. FML

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By Mayabie - 16/10/2011 21:08 - France

Today, at my job in a cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like yours. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML

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By UnhappyLips - 16/12/2016 09:43

Today, the lip balms I ordered online finally arrived in the mail. After trying one out, my lips had an allergic reaction. It's a 4-pack. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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By AshWil - 26/06/2015 16:54 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally posted an extensive, negative review of the gynecologist I visited earlier this week. I messed up and posted it from my work's customer service email, so now it looks like the large, well-known company I work for had a poor gynecological experience. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2013 05:35 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

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By Anonymos_fmler - 21/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By fucking pissants - 13/07/2012 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

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Tempest559 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:55

She must like to wear it on her teeth like my grandma does too.

daydreamer244 13

Tuesday 5 June 2012 18:54

Well what flavor was it?

Comments

ErinRaechelle 7

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:03

I guess she wanted to be pretty on the inside as well..

Namenlos_fml 20

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:14

Aren't you able to write rebuttals for negative feedback? Make her look like an idiot.

unknown_user5566 26

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:42

I have stared at this FML for a good five minutes trying to think of something witty to say, but I think the customer's stupidity has dropped my IQ a few points, and I can't come up with anything.

florencesummer 0

Wednesday 6 June 2012 6:37

Best. Comment. By far.

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 6 June 2012 7:58

I do what I can. :)

noisebox 1

Tuesday 5 June 2012 20:44

There's always those types on eBay. They can be found in other places too, they are called 'retards'

CHFSports 12

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:45

F$&ktards is more like it

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:15

I have actually bought Channel lipsticks that have had a foul taste to them. Even though the item is sealed and never used, doesn't mean that it can't go bad. Everything, including makeup, has an expiration date.

luna2495 0

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:18

Dude that's weird who in their right mind eats lipstick?!?!?!?!?!?!

mrrossh 3

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:20

So what the hell could you have done about that? Tell her 'shit happens, can't help you.'

SS 31

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:30

FYL. In this sort of situation phone eBay customer line and explain what's happened. They always do an efficient job with these sort of things, and they always recognise who's right and who's not. Good luck :)

lollipop77_fml 6

Tuesday 5 June 2012 21:43

Raspberry Ice - not so nice?? Some people are nuts. Really, who in their right mind says lippy is supposed to be delicious?Unfortunately for your flawless record, you found the customer who's obviously bonkers!!!!