Work: Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work....

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

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By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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By Moon_Glade - 03/06/2017 16:00

Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML

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Ouchie

By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

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By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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By FoxyManicLiar - 27/09/2010 21:06 - France

Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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The ole paper cut excuse

By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27

Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML

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dyma1337 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:28

how are you gonna **********?

RockstarRN 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:30

How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!

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ainsleighm 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:11

this is an FML? paper cuts are your concern..fyl is right.

lauralavenderbab 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:27

ouch happened to me

babycakes2400 3

Friday 10 June 2011 1:30

ouch!

KaylieBieber100 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:32

ooh thats happend to me it reeeeeal suckss!

123456789joey 0

Friday 10 June 2011 1:36

stupid idea...

matt0794 1

Friday 10 June 2011 1:37

that's just rediculous.

1215116a 14

Friday 10 June 2011 1:39

So can I cut your hand 50 or more times and pour hand sanitizer all over it and you won't feel anything eh? I'd like to see that.

missfamousstar11 0

Friday 10 June 2011 2:55

how'd you get 50 I mean that seems like a pretty high number..

Tristyxxx 24

Friday 10 June 2011 4:04

You didnt SEE them? with all the other comments you guys are posting it happens "one time" not 50. YDI

AShadowSoul 1

Friday 10 June 2011 4:13

Oh Shit burning razor blades :0

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